Post by witchking92 on Jan 31, 2007 1:30:24 GMT -5
++++Message Cleared++++
+++++Recipient: Inquisitor Thumium+++++++
+++++From: Inquisitor Thesus++++++++
Sir, attached is a series of Ork comminications that we have intecepted. These communications originate from Tiorl 7.
My fear is that a WaaaggghhHH! is gathering, but see for yourself.
Also inculed is the Inquisitorial file on the xeno Warboss Naffthug Skabrod:
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++++Imperial File:912435++++
Warboss Naffthug Skabrod was an ork warboss from the Chardon area of the Ork Empire. He waged many wars against his own kind in his early years as a warboss. He finally ganied enough followers to launch his very own Waaagghh! into Imperial space. He was first noted by the Imperium after he took the planet of Rethan to the galactic east of Chardon. His Waaagghhh continued to gain momentum as it pushed further and further into the Eastern rim.
Skabrod was know to come in contact with several other races at this time, including the Necrons, Tau and Eldar around 514.M41 when he attacked a group of Tau settlers. His Waaagghhh pushed towards Tau space over the period of several years. He came in continued contact with the Tau and the Necrons during this period. At this point the Imperium lost track of Skabrod.
Skabrod resurfaced later in 610.M41 when he attack a small Ultramarine out post on Yetho V. His forces were defeated at Yetho V however, that pushed him to move further to the galactic north and thus come in contact with the Tau Empire. In late 990.M41 Skabrod attacked several systems near the Tau Empire, including Alsanta. He conquered these systems and earned himself the name The Warchief of Alsanta. He set up a sort of permenent base to launch attacks from on Alstana.
During the following period, a warpstorm engulfed the whole area and cut off the whole area entil recently.
Near this time Skabrod came in contact with another competing Warboss in the nearby Tiorl system named Warboss Dakkaslag. Dakkaslag had lived in the area for a while, and he won't give up his title without a fight. Skabrod has slowly made his way to Tiorl 7 to defeat Dakkaslag...
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++++Intecepted Transmission++++
++++Point of Origin: Unknown, Tiorl 7++++
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Shut youss mouf Grutrok!
++++Back round Mumble++++
OK boyz, dis is Skrabrod and I's tellin' you yoofs da truf. De big scary ting in da sky 'as gon away. So, maby if you gits get it togetha' we's can go an attac someting like da beakie boyz or dem Fish 'Eads too. But ere's da problem, dis big ship tingy is up dere in da space ting. It mite be gud fo' us so we's get its bitz an scrap so we is gonna try to get some gitz up dere and see wat up wit it. But, it might be da beakie boyz, we donts know yet'.
Also wes got anover problem, dat uver boss Dakkaslag says he's da boss! But hes not! I's DA BOSS! WAAAAGGGGHHHH! So he says dat he's gonna' come ova' ere' and duff me. But he's no gonna'! I's da biggest so i's da BOSS! So all you yoofs betta listen up, we is gonna crump Dakkaslag and his' boyz. Wes gotta get up to da hulk tingy and see wat it is. So all you gits gotta get readie and I be tellin' you wat to do.
WAAGHHH!!!!!!!!
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+++Intercepted Transmission+++
+++Point of Origin: Latitude 34.2, longitude 59.6, Tiorl 7++++
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{Static} {Backround Roar} {Static} Get dis fing workin' {Static}
Ok boyz dis is Dakkaslag da big boss of Tiorl! WAAAGGHHH! So deres uver boyz comin' to our planet to try an crump us. But des weedy littl gitz, not like propa Skarboyz like us! But, just in case, wes buildin' up da Stompas and da trukks. Alzo, any boyz dat want gud bitz get it so wes be all 'ard boyz! Waaaggghhh! Weve got uver tings like collecta grotz dat bring us gud bitz. Dere is lotz of gud bitz dat da 'oomies left 'ere long tim ago. So, I is tellin' you dat if you krump 'oomies and bring back gud bitz, you might be a gud Nob! If anyon' wantz to be a Nob, bring bak some bitz so dat da Meks can build lotza trukks and shootas Waagghhh!!!
{Static} We is gonna crump {Static} da uver Boyz{Static}
Alzo, dere is a big ship in da sky, so we is gonna get dat to. We is gonna get in our 'ulks an fly up dere and get dat ship. Its probaby pretti gud, cause it don't look weedy from 'ere. So, every {Static} {Static}
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+++Transmission End+++
+++Intercepted Transmission+++
+++Point of Origin: Unknown, Tiorl 7++++
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Okay boyz, dis is Dakkaslag. Ise 'ere tellan you yoofs about our pink mek boy. We's found him 'bout a mouf ago. Hes been 'elpen us build da trukks and good shootas. He was on dat weedy 'umie ship we blew up a while ago. Hes been sayin shoutn' and screamin' like a squig latly, so wes krumpt him good. Now 'is listn' betta. Now dat da Wyrdboyz been saying dat da strom ting 'as gon, Ise tinking dat 'is buddies is gonna come get 'im. But, wes gonna krump 'is buddies, cause des probaby are weedy gitz like 'im.
So, 'eres da plan, we is gonna let 'is buddies come looken for 'im and den da sneaky boyz are gonna krump dem good. Maby, wes can get some uver pink mekboyz too. Des make gud stuff, but des lazyer den a grot, so we needs mo' mekboyz. And with dat uver boss comin' over to try an krump us, we needs lotts of mekboyz, even weedy pink ones.
So, dont 'tack 'is buddies until I tells ya, cause da sneaky kommando gitz is gonna get 'em.
++++Transmission End++++
The Emperor protects brother, please review attached documents.
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Witchking92
+++++Recipient: Inquisitor Thumium+++++++
+++++From: Inquisitor Thesus++++++++
Sir, attached is a series of Ork comminications that we have intecepted. These communications originate from Tiorl 7.
My fear is that a WaaaggghhHH! is gathering, but see for yourself.
Also inculed is the Inquisitorial file on the xeno Warboss Naffthug Skabrod:
++++Begin Transmission++++
++++Imperial File:912435++++
Warboss Naffthug Skabrod was an ork warboss from the Chardon area of the Ork Empire. He waged many wars against his own kind in his early years as a warboss. He finally ganied enough followers to launch his very own Waaagghh! into Imperial space. He was first noted by the Imperium after he took the planet of Rethan to the galactic east of Chardon. His Waaagghhh continued to gain momentum as it pushed further and further into the Eastern rim.
Skabrod was know to come in contact with several other races at this time, including the Necrons, Tau and Eldar around 514.M41 when he attacked a group of Tau settlers. His Waaagghhh pushed towards Tau space over the period of several years. He came in continued contact with the Tau and the Necrons during this period. At this point the Imperium lost track of Skabrod.
Skabrod resurfaced later in 610.M41 when he attack a small Ultramarine out post on Yetho V. His forces were defeated at Yetho V however, that pushed him to move further to the galactic north and thus come in contact with the Tau Empire. In late 990.M41 Skabrod attacked several systems near the Tau Empire, including Alsanta. He conquered these systems and earned himself the name The Warchief of Alsanta. He set up a sort of permenent base to launch attacks from on Alstana.
During the following period, a warpstorm engulfed the whole area and cut off the whole area entil recently.
Near this time Skabrod came in contact with another competing Warboss in the nearby Tiorl system named Warboss Dakkaslag. Dakkaslag had lived in the area for a while, and he won't give up his title without a fight. Skabrod has slowly made his way to Tiorl 7 to defeat Dakkaslag...
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++++Intecepted Transmission++++
++++Point of Origin: Unknown, Tiorl 7++++
+++Begin Transmission++++
Shut youss mouf Grutrok!
++++Back round Mumble++++
OK boyz, dis is Skrabrod and I's tellin' you yoofs da truf. De big scary ting in da sky 'as gon away. So, maby if you gits get it togetha' we's can go an attac someting like da beakie boyz or dem Fish 'Eads too. But ere's da problem, dis big ship tingy is up dere in da space ting. It mite be gud fo' us so we's get its bitz an scrap so we is gonna try to get some gitz up dere and see wat up wit it. But, it might be da beakie boyz, we donts know yet'.
Also wes got anover problem, dat uver boss Dakkaslag says he's da boss! But hes not! I's DA BOSS! WAAAAGGGGHHHH! So he says dat he's gonna' come ova' ere' and duff me. But he's no gonna'! I's da biggest so i's da BOSS! So all you yoofs betta listen up, we is gonna crump Dakkaslag and his' boyz. Wes gotta get up to da hulk tingy and see wat it is. So all you gits gotta get readie and I be tellin' you wat to do.
WAAGHHH!!!!!!!!
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+++Intercepted Transmission+++
+++Point of Origin: Latitude 34.2, longitude 59.6, Tiorl 7++++
++++Begin Transmission++++
{Static} {Backround Roar} {Static} Get dis fing workin' {Static}
Ok boyz dis is Dakkaslag da big boss of Tiorl! WAAAGGHHH! So deres uver boyz comin' to our planet to try an crump us. But des weedy littl gitz, not like propa Skarboyz like us! But, just in case, wes buildin' up da Stompas and da trukks. Alzo, any boyz dat want gud bitz get it so wes be all 'ard boyz! Waaaggghhh! Weve got uver tings like collecta grotz dat bring us gud bitz. Dere is lotz of gud bitz dat da 'oomies left 'ere long tim ago. So, I is tellin' you dat if you krump 'oomies and bring back gud bitz, you might be a gud Nob! If anyon' wantz to be a Nob, bring bak some bitz so dat da Meks can build lotza trukks and shootas Waagghhh!!!
{Static} We is gonna crump {Static} da uver Boyz{Static}
Alzo, dere is a big ship in da sky, so we is gonna get dat to. We is gonna get in our 'ulks an fly up dere and get dat ship. Its probaby pretti gud, cause it don't look weedy from 'ere. So, every {Static} {Static}
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+++Transmission End+++
+++Intercepted Transmission+++
+++Point of Origin: Unknown, Tiorl 7++++
+++Begin Transmission+++
Okay boyz, dis is Dakkaslag. Ise 'ere tellan you yoofs about our pink mek boy. We's found him 'bout a mouf ago. Hes been 'elpen us build da trukks and good shootas. He was on dat weedy 'umie ship we blew up a while ago. Hes been sayin shoutn' and screamin' like a squig latly, so wes krumpt him good. Now 'is listn' betta. Now dat da Wyrdboyz been saying dat da strom ting 'as gon, Ise tinking dat 'is buddies is gonna come get 'im. But, wes gonna krump 'is buddies, cause des probaby are weedy gitz like 'im.
So, 'eres da plan, we is gonna let 'is buddies come looken for 'im and den da sneaky boyz are gonna krump dem good. Maby, wes can get some uver pink mekboyz too. Des make gud stuff, but des lazyer den a grot, so we needs mo' mekboyz. And with dat uver boss comin' over to try an krump us, we needs lotts of mekboyz, even weedy pink ones.
So, dont 'tack 'is buddies until I tells ya, cause da sneaky kommando gitz is gonna get 'em.
++++Transmission End++++
The Emperor protects brother, please review attached documents.
+++End Transmission+++
Witchking92
