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Post by witchking92 on Feb 9, 2007 0:56:21 GMT -5
This is the place for those loyal to da Genwal of Tiorl 7, Dakkaslag, to plot and plan(like trwu blud axes)
Witchking92
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 10, 2007 1:48:11 GMT -5
Dis is Lewtenant Kaptun Skargurbb, of da Merkenaryz of Strefan Prwime. Wes is gonna fight fo' Dakkaslag, cause 'es payin' us ad big buck. We is gonna move in on da pansies an' da sissies o' battle. Dey is weedie an' we's will gonna krump dem ded gud.
Wes gotz lotta boyz an' such, an' a couple loota bassies, so we is gonna waaaghh fo' dakkaslag.
Kaptun Skargrubb
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Post by easye on Feb 10, 2007 3:34:49 GMT -5
Oi' Dakkaslag,
Getz me a pinkie mek and my boyz will krump n loot wit ur boyz. Deal?
Kaptin Grimgrod Rotgut Skullsmash Reeverz
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 10, 2007 13:18:22 GMT -5
Youz krew getz to rekwasitun 'un pink mek. Bewar, cuz dey iz layzy.
Genwal Dakkaslag Owut!
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Post by easye on Feb 12, 2007 8:18:58 GMT -5
Oi' me slaverz duf 'im gud. Dat naff pink mek iz gonna' tinker wit me Ulk gud un propa.
Me ladz and I are gonna' hit da dirt near the marshlandz. Dat way we can rukk up with Skarbadz Goffz an' de Umies. Do's umies gotz no beakies ta kil. Naff lootin' I sez.
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 12, 2007 19:00:42 GMT -5
Dat sounds lik a gud taktikal powsitun. We krumps da Goffz from da flank, an' dey don'ts know propah takitiks so dey is gonna be like "What we gonna dakka? Were is dey?" Gud plawn.
Genwal Dakkaslag Owut!
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 15, 2007 0:41:18 GMT -5
++++Intercepted Transmission++++
Boyz, dis is your marchin' orda's fo da war. Go land an' krump the Goffs in da marsh. Den wes gotz to git some boyz up on da 'ulk. But, afa' that, Ise given youz exekutave powah in decidin' what youz gonna do. Tell me what youz gonna do thou, so I kan give youz 'elp.
Genwal Dakkaslag Ouwt! ++++End Transmission++++
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 16, 2007 2:22:25 GMT -5
Dakkaslag, dis is Kaptun Skargrubb reportin'. We got krump by sum 'ummies but we regroup'ed an' krumpt some pansies ded gud. We also fought wif Skabrod's boyz a 'lil. We krumpt dem a lil, an den took some of dey's uniformas so wez can be deskized. Wes ready fo' mo' orda's. Also, da boyz want da gubbinz an' bitz dat you promised uz.
Kaptun Skargrubb
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Post by easye on Feb 19, 2007 6:31:45 GMT -5
Kaptin Grimgrod Rotgut Reportin'-
Me boyz krumped sum Feral Orks in Da' Squig Woods. Da' gitz were workin' fer dat git Skabrod.
Weze lookin' fer dat Ooomie town wit no beakies.
'Ow bout yuze send Kaptin Skargrubb to Da' Squig Woods wif da' pink mek yuze promized me. Den, we can go krump Skabrod's Boyz on da 'Ulk.
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 19, 2007 15:25:43 GMT -5
Dis is da Kaptun an' is been krumpen' stuffz in da Squig wilds. An wez just gotz yo' pink mek, we kan metz up wit youz befo' we krump mo'.
Kaptun Skargrubb.
Witchking92
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Post by easye on Feb 22, 2007 9:48:38 GMT -5
We gotz da pink mek. Me boyz set course fer da 'Ulk at go fasta speed.
Kaptin Rotgut
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 22, 2007 13:55:12 GMT -5
Dis is Skargrubb an' we jus' landed on da 'ulk. We krumpt some tin boyz gud, we krumpt dem all. We is gonna go krump on da peaks wit ouw' stompa's now.
Kaptun Skargrubb
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Post by easye on Feb 24, 2007 4:11:24 GMT -5
All o' Dakkaslagz Boyz dat r lurkin' like gitz, let out da Waaagh! Da big boss 'as sum orderz fer ya. 'Is grot banna wava 'ill PM 'em, but yuze gotta report 'ere.
OOC: If your for Dakkaslag and haven't posted here do so now. We've got a new narrative thread to work on.
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 24, 2007 13:15:05 GMT -5
Yea' wes gotz a kunnin' plan, but you gitz gotta repo't furst! Jus' no spies form da git Skabrod!
Witchking92
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 25, 2007 19:05:04 GMT -5
Dis is Skargrubb an' we krumpt some fish 'eads an' tin boyz an we gotz lotza bitz fo' da mission.
Skargrubb
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