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Post by witchking92 on Dec 30, 2006 1:38:14 GMT -5
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{Static} [Backround noise] {Static}
Ok boyz, dis is da biggest boss aroun'. Ise da Warlord Naffthug Skabrod, an' Ise da greenest an' da biggezt and Ise da BOSS! WAAAGGHHH! Da boyz is gonna krush da weedy 'ummies! But first wes gotta get a propah Waaagghhh goin'!
So, maby if you gits get it togetha' we's can go an attac someting like da beakie boyz or dem Fish 'Eads too. But ere's da problem, dis big ship tingy is up dere in da space ting. It mite be gud fo' us so we's get its bitz an scrap so we is gonna try to get some gitz up dere and see wat up wit it. But, it might be da beakie boyz, we donts know yet'.
Also wes got anover problem, dat uver boss Dakkaslag says he's da boss! But hes not! I's DA BOSS! WAAAAGGGGHHHH! So he says dat he's gonna' come ova' ere' and duff me. But he's no gonna'! I's da biggest so i's da BOSS! So all you yoofs betta listen up, we is gonna crump Dakkaslag and his' boyz. Wes gotta get up to da hulk tingy and see wat it is. So all you gits gotta get readie and I be tellin' you wat to do.
WAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!
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Welcome players of the Green Menace to the Warseer Campaign! I am witchking92, your humble fluff writer and moderator. I will not be the campaign strategical leader, as obviously I am clued in on the story's secrets that humble gamers won't learn until later. You will have to decide who leads you amongst yourselves.
As of now, there are two camps you can be in as an Ork, Dakkaslag's or Skabrod's, and someone will win or lose depending on your results. Also, more factions within the Ork faction will develop as the Campaign moves along, but you get to decide those things, not me.
Welcome, and have a fun WAAAGGGHHH, I know I will
Witchking92
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Post by easye on Jan 29, 2007 12:11:25 GMT -5
Kaptin Grimgrod Rotgut wasn't the biggest Ork in his tribe, but he was definately the cunningest. He keeps his position as Kaptin by utilizing every dirty trick, and making up a few of his own. Tp help keep him on top, his personal retinue is hand chosen for their stupidity and lack of subtlety. If one does get a bright idea, Rotgut has no compunction about getting them killed in battle, or some other accident.
Rotgut himself was spored from a Blood Axe, but his tribe is a mish-mash of clans. Most of the ladz are survivors from the failed Waaagh! Narblitz, which accounts for the high numbers of Deathskulls. Rotgut managed to lead his band of boyz off planet by being in the employ of a fleeing fugitive ex-Imperial. It wasn't long before Rotgut decided to take-over the ship and enslave the crew.
Rotgutz Skulsmash Reeverz now pillage and loot lightly defended targets and colonies. Unlike most Orks, Rotgut isn't looking for a tough fight, he wants the easy pickings. With a crew of human slaves, gretchin, and some particularly cunning Mekboyz, the Kaptin has managed to burn a path of destruction to get in on some lucrative looting. However, it's taking a toll on his ship, and it's ability to keep going is in doubt. A new ship is in order.
The squablle between Dakkaslag or Skabrod means little to the Kaptin. All he wants is loot, slaves, more boyz and more Go Fasta in Space. However, it's a nice chance for a Blood Axe of low cunning to play the spoiler, make a tidy bit of flash and acquire a new ship.
'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!
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Post by witchking92 on Jan 29, 2007 23:52:37 GMT -5
Hmmm... This reminds me, I actually have to write some more detail backround for my Ork army, it is nearing 750 points right now. No, my army is not either of the bosses' armies, it is a group of Blood Axes that fight for the highest bidder(right now, Dakkaslag). They aren't big enough to Waaaggghhh!, but they are cunnnin' enough to sell their services while getting more boyz and experience.
Witchking92
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Post by jefritrout on Feb 2, 2007 0:34:24 GMT -5
Da question dat Grubrukk has is wot klan is Dakkaslag and wot klan is Skabrod?
Dat'z how I'm gonna decide. Grubrukk's clan shoud be known based on his name. His iz da kunningest ork dere is, and enjoys a good fite against wahtever beakie, pointy ear, spikee, tinboy, oomie comes across his path. Don't get much time ta fite da weak dakka Tau boyz, but in my last fite against dem I wuz told dat dey is da shootiest. Orks have da most dakka ov dem all!!! Big shootas shoot further den dem tau guns and we shot dem all. Dere was none ov dem left and only 9 boyz fell to dere fire. Now da grots wuz a different story but dey was grots and dere iz always more of dem.
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Post by cthulhudreamt on Feb 2, 2007 0:47:28 GMT -5
Grubs is small do Grubrukk must be small, rioght? Dis Ork pledgez allegiance to da real boss, Dakkaslag! He's got dem good gubbinz
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Post by jefritrout on Feb 2, 2007 20:43:00 GMT -5
Youse boyz got ta study yer basic terminology. Grubb means sneaky whereas Rukk means attack. I'z da best Blood Axe at sneakin' up on da beakies and rukkin em up from all directions at once so dat dey don't know wot dey iz gonna use dere dakka against. Dat way dey all miss and we krump em real good.
Dakkaslag - wot iz you doing with dem Deffskulls in yer army. All dey do iz steal stuff from da boyz. It'z rite and proppa to take stuff from da enemies and dem wot you bash up, but ta steal from da boyz iz wrong. If you want Grubrukk's help den you better send dem deffskulls packing.
DEFF TO DA DEFFSKULLS!!!!
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 3, 2007 1:51:03 GMT -5
Da deffskullz dont stealz for da Boyz! Da Kommiswa's mak shuw of dat!
Genewal Dakkaslag Out.
Witchking92
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Post by jefritrout on Feb 4, 2007 23:40:34 GMT -5
Dakkaslug,
From one Blood Axe to anuver, dem deffskullz iz da sneakiest, theivinest of all da boyz, and I don't work wit em, I krump em. Take my advice and dump dem deffskulls outta yer hulk. We got meks and we can loot stuff, but we don't loot from other boyz. Da deffskulls try ta take yer teef if you ain't looking. Send dem deffskulls packing or my boyz iz gonna have to fite against dem.
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 5, 2007 1:18:47 GMT -5
Youz not gettin' 'long wit dat uver boyz. Youz krew iz jus' gonna cause trouwble. If youz getz 'long wit da uver boyz we wont 'affa krump youz krew. But we iz da sneakiezt an' da loo'iest of all da boyz! Da deffskullkz is part o' da plan, cause dey gotz lotza Leman Rwuss or gubbinz. If youz can prove dat youz 'an bwing back some 'ummie 'anks fo' us da you kan kick da deffskullz out. But if youz cant do da job da deffskullz was gonna do, dan we is gonna not le' youz boyz in da WAAAAAGHHH!
Genwal Dakkaslag Ouwt!
Witchking92
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Post by jefritrout on Feb 5, 2007 23:09:08 GMT -5
Dis kommunication is fer dem wot called himself Naffthug Skabrod. I'z da reprentative of da big boss Grubrukk. Da question he wants ta know iz if you iz working wiff da Deffskulls or if you'ze smart and just bashin dem up?
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Post by jefritrout on Feb 6, 2007 21:28:26 GMT -5
Ok den Naffthug, on behalf ov da skourge of Miriti Grubrukk says dat his boyz iz gonna fite wit you against dat ovver Ork and da oomies and da beakies and wotever else dere iz out dere. We iz ready ta fite.
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 10, 2007 1:51:00 GMT -5
Dis is Lewtant Kaptun Skargrubb of' da Mekanaries o' Stefan Prwime. We is pledgen our servies to da boss dat calls 'es self Dakkaslag. Genwal, we is ready to krump!
Kaptun Skargrubb
Witchking92
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Post by jefritrout on Feb 11, 2007 22:19:54 GMT -5
To da one dat calls hisself da boss Dakkaslag -
Yew betta watch wot yew iz saying. As far as I kan tell yew is a lowly warboss of a small planet dat yew don't even own. Wot are da beakies, da oomies, da spikeez and dem Tau doin on yer planet if yew is so tuff? When we went to fite at Miriti dere were pointy ears, beakies and spikeez. Now dere is nuttin but Boyz. My boss sent me ta help yew out, get sum praktice fiting some of dem tin boyz and da new fangled pointy-ears. We felt a kinship cause we iz all Blood Axes, and we thought dat klan iz thick, but yew throw off da klan and join da enemies of da klan.
Wot yew iz doing iz trukkin with dem Deffskullz who iz gonna turn and nick all yer stuff when dey tink dat yew izn't lookin. Yew iz excited bout a few Leman Russez dat dem Deffskulls gots. We gotz sum Russez, Basiliskz, and loads of dem Hellhounds wot got dem long range skorchas. We took sum of dem Land Raidas from da beakies and lotz of dem speedaz, but da meks aint' got dem flying yet. Yew is speakin uppity and saying dat yew iz gonna krump da boyz of Grubrukk. Well we iz gonna have ta teach yew a lesson.
Grimtoof (Leedur of da boyz from Grubrukk's Korp)
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Post by jefritrout on Feb 12, 2007 22:07:01 GMT -5
Ta dem wot calls hisself a Genur-all,
If yew tink dat I'z not Blood Axe den yew ain't tinking very much. I know where yew iz. Dat big town called Orkopolis. If I wuz a Goff, I'd outside da front gate yellin' fer yew ta come out and fite. We sent sum ema-sarreez to talk. But dey figured out dat you kow-tow to da Deffskulls and don't stand up proud like a true Blood Axe. Yeah, yew iz sneaky, but we iz sneakiest. Grubrukk tawt us well. Rotguff has already been dere and seen yer basilisks and russes and stompas and stuff. He's trying ta xplain dem warboats dat yew use to da meks. Dey all say dat da design iz good, but dey could impruve it.
We iz gonna meet in a fite, but yew don't know when or where. Jes know dat we will be dere. Hide behind yer deffskull all yew want but dey iz cowardly gits dat iz gonna take yer stuff and run away. Dem deffskulls got yer brain thinkin like a squig if yew think that ain't gonna take yer stuff. We warned ya. Till we meet on da field ov battle.
Grimtoof (Leedur of Grubrukk's Korp)
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Post by witchking92 on Feb 12, 2007 22:43:34 GMT -5
Look weedy git, dere is only a couple deffskullz in dis 'ere army. But, you decide' dat dat was a bi' prowblem. Youz is just causen prowblems. I told youz dat if youz 'ad nuff gubbinz to 'place the Deffskullz in da waaghh, den youz could kick dem gitz out. But, youz says no. Youz dont lisn', you is too much a grot to lisn' to trwue blud axes. Youz Meks neva' gonna figuere ow stompas an' wa'boats out, cause dey is really komplicated. Cause, we 'ave pink mek boyz, up da waazoo! You gotz no Mekz, owr Stompas orw Gargants, owr boatz, cause you is a weedy git.
Da Deffskullz, dey is da wones dat 'elp us make gubbinz. We sneak up, we krump, dey loot, dey bring back, Mekz build, wash, winse, reapt. Youz may be sneaky, but no mo' dan us, youz gotz no meks, youz gotz no takics, youz gotz no mo' brains dan a Grot. We 'ave betta takiks, youz may know im in da Orkopolis, but you probly don't know were dat even' is. Even if youz know wer' dat is, you still dont know what area is in. Dere is millions o' boyz in da Orkopolis, an' Ise got da 'martest an' sneaknest boyz in my bodygawuds, an dey will fin' you if youz try to sneak.
So, bring it, I know were wes gonna fight, cause I gotz kunnin' plans an' we will 'ave dis ear war finished in bout two mounfs. We 'ave it all plawned.
Bring it on!
Genewal Dakkaslag ouwt!
Hey, if you ever fight other Orks, just say they are from Dakkaslags krew, that way we can advance the story.
Witchking92
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